DIARY OF A BLUE JEAN

Ask me anything   Aoife, from Ireland, I love theatre, sex, food and vagina, also, in case you haven't realized, I'm almost too gay to function.
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Anonymous asked: I feel like if I message you now and we saw each other around it'd be like "Okay this is awkward, you the crazy girl who sought me out on tumblr" So as much as I'd like to I probably won't, I'll probably get a boyfriend or kill myself and hate myself sooner than deal with my sexuality but just know I thank you for being so kind and I am really grateful for you talking to me at all.


Answer:

Look I don’t give a fuck who you are. Just message me and stop with this. I won’t think any differently of you, just message me and we can talk. You can do this x

— 1 month ago
Anonymous asked: Okay, this is my last question, I always drink then ask so sorry for the harassment. Just wondering, were you drawn to any lesbian you slightly knew when you were first coming out? Also, I swear this isn't like a secret admirer thing or anything, like I sincerely just need someone to talk to. And lastly, if I did talk to you on facebook would you definately not tell anyone regardless of who I am, cause we don't really know each other and I'm clearly a mess if I'm seeking someone out on tumblr


Answer:

Hey there, don’t worry you can ask as many questions as you like. When I was first coming out to my group of friends I was attracted to my best friend at the time and we explored our sexuality together. When I was coming out to my parents a year later I had a girlfriend. So in relation to your question, yes I was attracted to other women when I was coming out.
Regards Facebook, I promise you on my life, I will never reveal your identity to anyone, I will help you with any questions and I will not tell anyone about it. So if you’d like to add me/chat me if we’re already friends, you’re more than welcome to :) x

— 1 month ago
Anonymous asked: I swear this is the last time I seek you out on Tumblr to ask questions. Also, I swear I'm not normally this much of a creep! Is there any way to know for certain that you're a lesbian? I wan't to experiment and be sure instead of coming out and then being wrong.. But there's no way to do that, so basically is there any way to be 100% certain? I do realise you're not lesbian Yoda but your just so proud, normal and together that I feel like you have answers


Answer:

Hey there stranger, no problem ask as many questions as you see fit. In regards to your question I’m not sure there’s any 100% way to know. It’s more of a feeling you’ll have. If you want to experiment but not come out maybe just try kiss a girl on a night out? And if you really like the feeling then maybe you should pursue girls for a while? Honestly I don’t know what to tell you, if you think you like girls, go after girls, if you think you like boys, go after boys. If you like boys and girls, go after both. You are the only person who will know for certain. I suggest you should just test out the waters, take some time to think, and then reflect x

— 1 month ago

I went to the Gay Pride Parade with €95.

I came home with €10, no dignity, a headache, a limp, a Pride t-shirt and a strap-on.

— 2 months ago

My ex girlfriend is now seeing my former drug dealer. I feel like I’m in a soap opera

— 2 months ago with 2 notes
mcmxcv-till-infinite:

borninsudan:

pheretic:

Dope

get her nigga

he got his dick sucked after

mcmxcv-till-infinite:

borninsudan:

pheretic:

Dope

get her nigga

he got his dick sucked after

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— 3 months ago with 900911 notes
I love her so much, oh yeah and I guess my girlfriend is alright too…

I love her so much, oh yeah and I guess my girlfriend is alright too…

— 3 months ago with 1 note
#lgbt  #gay  #lesbian  #beagle  #puppy  #dog 
Anonymous asked: Everything you said makes sense, it just seems more complicated when it's you. You imagine the worst case scenarios. I think I need more time to accept myself before I could even message someone that I know gets it, everything will become too real then. You might hear from me in a month or two after some summer soul searching haha, but seriously thanks for even offering, you're clearly a nice person if you're willing to offer advice to a stranger online that for all you know you don't even like.


Answer:

Okay no problem, I’ll be ready to talk when you’re ready. Everyone imagines the worst but more often than not it never turns out badly, so don’t worry too much about it. Take time to yourself, do your soul searching and get comfortable with yourself.
I know it’s weird but contrary to popular belief, I’m actually not a bitch :) so whenever you’re ready, just say the word and I’ll be waiting. Good luck dear x

— 3 months ago
Anonymous asked: Hey, sorry to bother you but I was just looking for some advice. I'm quite that I'm a lesbian and I don't know what to do. I feel like I'm so deep in the closet that there's no getting out of it, I'm terrified that my best friends will feel like I've been lying to them and even thinking about coming out makes me cry. I'm older than you and clearly not as brave, from the same town but I don't know if my friends are as accepting. Any advice?


Answer:

Hey there, you’re not bothering me at all don’t think like that. Well firstly you’re lucky that we live in a much more accepting generation than those unfortunately before us,
As for your friends, well if they really are your friends then they will love you no matter what your sexual orientation is, plus the chances are they might already know if you’re really close with them they might have picked up on a few signals? The best advice I can give is to first feel completely comfortable with yourself, so what if you’re a lesbian? That’s your business and no one else’s. Newbridge is full of very accepting people and those who don’t approve of homosexuality are more often than not looked down on. Since you obviously know me, add me/chat me on Facebook and we’ll talk there about the whole coming out process etc, if you’d like? Total anonymity is promised.

— 3 months ago

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

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— 3 months ago with 1044574 notes

My brother: you’re a stuck up bitch and no one even likes you. Stupid fucking dyke.

Me: Oh yes, because all these people who “don’t like” me invite me to parties every weekend why? I’m constantly out with friends and having a great life whereas you haven’t been to a party in nearly 2 years and you haven’t a single friend to call your own. And I may be a “stupid fucking dyke” but I’ve fucked more girls in 2 years than you will in your entire lifetime. So go fuck yourself, no one else is going to do it for you.

— 3 months ago
#sassyaoifestrikesagain 
I’m easily unimpressed

I’m easily unimpressed

— 3 months ago
victoriousvocabulary:

DYSDAIMON
[noun] 
one who is ill-fated; unfortunate; doomed.
Etymology: Greek dys (bad, malfunctioning) + daimon (spirit). Dysdaimon has more recently come to mean “of the devil”.
[Bryan Larsen - Study for the Triumph of Icarus]

victoriousvocabulary:

DYSDAIMON

[noun]

one who is ill-fated; unfortunate; doomed.

Etymology: Greek dys (bad, malfunctioning) + daimon (spirit). Dysdaimon has more recently come to mean “of the devil”.

[Bryan Larsen - Study for the Triumph of Icarus]

— 3 months ago with 2176 notes