DIARY OF A BLUE JEAN

Ask me anything   Aoife, from Ireland, I love theatre, sex, food and vagina, also, in case you haven't realized, I'm almost too gay to function.
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I went to the Gay Pride Parade with €95.

I came home with €10, no dignity, a headache, a limp, a Pride t-shirt and a strap-on.

— 1 month ago

My ex girlfriend is now seeing my former drug dealer. I feel like I’m in a soap opera

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
mcmxcv-till-infinite:

borninsudan:

pheretic:

Dope

get her nigga

he got his dick sucked after

mcmxcv-till-infinite:

borninsudan:

pheretic:

Dope

get her nigga

he got his dick sucked after

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— 1 month ago with 751679 notes
I love her so much, oh yeah and I guess my girlfriend is alright too…

I love her so much, oh yeah and I guess my girlfriend is alright too…

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#lgbt  #gay  #lesbian  #beagle  #puppy  #dog 
Anonymous asked: Everything you said makes sense, it just seems more complicated when it's you. You imagine the worst case scenarios. I think I need more time to accept myself before I could even message someone that I know gets it, everything will become too real then. You might hear from me in a month or two after some summer soul searching haha, but seriously thanks for even offering, you're clearly a nice person if you're willing to offer advice to a stranger online that for all you know you don't even like.


Answer:

Okay no problem, I’ll be ready to talk when you’re ready. Everyone imagines the worst but more often than not it never turns out badly, so don’t worry too much about it. Take time to yourself, do your soul searching and get comfortable with yourself.
I know it’s weird but contrary to popular belief, I’m actually not a bitch :) so whenever you’re ready, just say the word and I’ll be waiting. Good luck dear x

— 1 month ago
Anonymous asked: Hey, sorry to bother you but I was just looking for some advice. I'm quite that I'm a lesbian and I don't know what to do. I feel like I'm so deep in the closet that there's no getting out of it, I'm terrified that my best friends will feel like I've been lying to them and even thinking about coming out makes me cry. I'm older than you and clearly not as brave, from the same town but I don't know if my friends are as accepting. Any advice?


Answer:

Hey there, you’re not bothering me at all don’t think like that. Well firstly you’re lucky that we live in a much more accepting generation than those unfortunately before us,
As for your friends, well if they really are your friends then they will love you no matter what your sexual orientation is, plus the chances are they might already know if you’re really close with them they might have picked up on a few signals? The best advice I can give is to first feel completely comfortable with yourself, so what if you’re a lesbian? That’s your business and no one else’s. Newbridge is full of very accepting people and those who don’t approve of homosexuality are more often than not looked down on. Since you obviously know me, add me/chat me on Facebook and we’ll talk there about the whole coming out process etc, if you’d like? Total anonymity is promised.

— 1 month ago

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

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— 1 month ago with 1033810 notes

My brother: you’re a stuck up bitch and no one even likes you. Stupid fucking dyke.

Me: Oh yes, because all these people who “don’t like” me invite me to parties every weekend why? I’m constantly out with friends and having a great life whereas you haven’t been to a party in nearly 2 years and you haven’t a single friend to call your own. And I may be a “stupid fucking dyke” but I’ve fucked more girls in 2 years than you will in your entire lifetime. So go fuck yourself, no one else is going to do it for you.

— 1 month ago
#sassyaoifestrikesagain 
I’m easily unimpressed

I’m easily unimpressed

— 2 months ago
victoriousvocabulary:

DYSDAIMON
[noun] 
one who is ill-fated; unfortunate; doomed.
Etymology: Greek dys (bad, malfunctioning) + daimon (spirit). Dysdaimon has more recently come to mean “of the devil”.
[Bryan Larsen - Study for the Triumph of Icarus]

victoriousvocabulary:

DYSDAIMON

[noun]

one who is ill-fated; unfortunate; doomed.

Etymology: Greek dys (bad, malfunctioning) + daimon (spirit). Dysdaimon has more recently come to mean “of the devil”.

[Bryan Larsen - Study for the Triumph of Icarus]

— 2 months ago with 2047 notes